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TESTIMONIES

Harris Greengold

"I've seen plenty of movies, but never one quite like this. Would I recommend it? Sure! Now who do I see about getting my twenty bucks?"

Gloria Applebee

"Thanks to this somewhat disgusting film, I'll never eat shredded wheat again."

Norman Vine

"Immediately after watching this movie, I rushed home and took a shower for an hour."

Shirley Yates

"I had straight hair before I saw this movie. Now my tresses are all waves and curls."

Judge Robert Putnam

"A perfectly good way to spend an evening, especially when all your so-called friends have more important things to do than spend time with you."

Steven Cobb

"Would I see this movie again? Only if my shots were up to date."

Carl Cooper

"Definitely not a first date kind of movie if you have any hope of continuing the relationship."

David Bracker

"Until I saw this film I was planning a career in law enforcement. So much for that bright idea!"

Reggie Carter

"My best friends didn't think I could sit through this movie twice. I won the bet."

Max Lipton

"They don't make movies like this anymore. The laws are tougher now."

Sandy Frankendorf

"I'm not really much of a hater, but c'mon, guys! Get the hook!"

Loretta Ingers

"I actually laughed all the way through the movie until the usher informed me I was ruining the film for everyone else."

Libby Jackson

"I haven't seen it yet."

Eddie Slicker

"This movie is why you think long and hard about buying a used car from someone like me."